The Daily Rick

So I was at the doctor today to get something checked out. Party Of Five was on the shitty TV in the top corner of the waiting room and this little old lady who looked Greek or Italian or some other such European something was sitting under the TV coughing stuff up without covering her mouth and spitting into this garbage can. It was a little tough to keep my cool under the circumstances. If Life Goes On was on the TV, I might have taken a hostage. For the first time, however, I actually got out of there ahead of schedule. Sweet Jesus, it must be my birthday.

(note: it is not my birthday)