The Daily Rick

Goddammit. Sucked into another stupid-ass survey thing. What can I say...I'm bored. From a Friendster bulletin board message:

LAST LONG CAR RIDE: Probably Vegas, but driving back from Venice yesterday felt like fucking forever.

LAST GOOD CRY: Probably during "Big Fish".

LAST MOVIE SEEN: "Monster".

LAST LIBRARY BOOK(S) CHECKED OUT: I haven't checked out a library book since high school. But I buy a lot of books.

LAST PHONE CALL MADE: Linds.

RECEIVED: Linds.

LAST TV SHOW WATCHED: Hm. Probably Soviet UFO Secrets Revealed on the History Channel. UFOs rule.

LAST TIME SHOWERED: Yesterday morning.

LAST SHOES WORN: My worn-out but comfy tennis shoes.

LAST CD PLAYED: Elvis Costello's Mighty Like A Rose.

LAST ITEM BOUGHT: Hm...a sandwich, I guess. From Salerno's. I have a feeling it made me sick.

LAST ANNOYANCE: Fucking migraine I suffered through all night.

LAST CRUSH: I don't remember.

LAST KISS: I kiss my girl a lot.

LAST COUNT OF HOW MANY OF YOUR FRIENDSTERS
YOU'VE KISSED: A few of 'em...I don't remember. I'm a whore.

LAST ICE CREAM EATEN: Haagen Daaz Vanilla with Chocolate bits or something.

LAST SODA DRANK: Mug Root Beer.

LAST WEBSITE VISITED: This one, dopes.

LAST REGRET: I have no regrets.