Wednesday, August 04, 2004
The Guilt Tip.
If you're a server at a restaurant and you've ever argued that people should always tip, you're wrong. Tipping is not a right. Now...I'm not against tipping. I'm only against automatic tipping. Tips should be based on the quality of service you get. One time, we went to that little restaurant at the Los Feliz golf course for lunch. The waitress we got, a typical Los Feliz hipster, was about as pleasant as a hate crime. She had the personality of a blank cd and came by to check on us once in an hour. After we all decided to tip her accordingly (one dollar) she chased after us and chastised us for tipping her horribly.
The fucking balls on this woman.
No, bitch. You don't get 15 percent of our check for 15 percent effort.
Do not get sucked in by the guilt tip. Tip accordingly.
And now, the Wonder Twins.
If you're a server at a restaurant and you've ever argued that people should always tip, you're wrong. Tipping is not a right. Now...I'm not against tipping. I'm only against automatic tipping. Tips should be based on the quality of service you get. One time, we went to that little restaurant at the Los Feliz golf course for lunch. The waitress we got, a typical Los Feliz hipster, was about as pleasant as a hate crime. She had the personality of a blank cd and came by to check on us once in an hour. After we all decided to tip her accordingly (one dollar) she chased after us and chastised us for tipping her horribly.
The fucking balls on this woman.
No, bitch. You don't get 15 percent of our check for 15 percent effort.
Do not get sucked in by the guilt tip. Tip accordingly.
And now, the Wonder Twins.
Comments:
Don't forget to mention that everyone blamed me, because she didn't bring me some cheeze or something like that! HAH! I love that lunch and I wish we could all go there again just to piss her off!
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