The Daily Rick

Just a few days to go before we get a new president. It's baffling to me how anyone in their right frame of mind would still want Bush to run this country. Then last night I saw a clip of some Nascar racer talking about Bush. He said something like,"I shook his hand and he looked me straight in the eye and gave me a good, firm handshake and he's a good man. I'm not really an 'issues' guy." Fucking moron. This is the type of person who will not only vote for Bush but convince others like him to vote for Bush. "I'm not really an 'issues' guy." What the fuck are you voting for, you moron? Hairstyles? He goes on to say "Kerry owns a mansion and Bush lives on a farm" as another reason for Bush getting his vote. Ri-goddamn-diculous. Is this guy for real? Fucking infuriating. I can't stand it anymore. Hello, morons? You shouldn't want a President who's just like you. But I've had it. I'm down to name-calling and funny gif animations now. I've officially sunk down to that level.